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Fall guy? Netizen doubts Bikoy's supposed real identity


Dear Joemel,

No offense but masyado kang mataba para maging Bikoy.

Payat kaya yung nasa Bikoy video. Bilog ka kaya. Yung Bikoy na nasa video, at most, MEDIUM sa RRJ .

Yung yellow jacket size is medium. XL ka kaya. Tsaka round ka. Bikoy in the video has sharp shoulders, you have stooping, non existent shoulders that are stumps.

You have no angles. Bikoy in the video had a dramatic silhouette. If it were you backlit like that, you would have looked like a lump of coal with a yellow jacket. A sack of potatoes covered with a yellow jacket. You have no shape and angles.

Also the Bikoy in the video looked like he had a jaw. You dont have a jaw. You have a mouth and then neck na agad.

Im not insulting you, Joemel, Im just describing you.

Don't me, Joemel.

I know the market because I am the market.

PS: Nakaka amaze ang network ng LP supporters no. From Matobato to Acierto to Bikoy, puro mga kriminal.

And a follow-up message for the opposition party.

Dear LP,

Di niyo kaya ang talino ni Sass Sasot at RJ Nieto. Ambobobo ng strategists niyo. Di nyo man lang ma ayos ayos ang timeline ni JOemel, ang daming palpak sa storyline. Yung body type ibang iba.

(Ako na rin sama ko na rin sarili ko since wall ko naman to.) (Tsaka kaming lahat na lang din dito kasi isang kubol lang kami.)

DI NYO KAMI KAYA, LP. HINDI.

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!


Originally appeared on Krizette Laureta Chu's Facebook page.

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